once i was mad at my ex boyfriend so i “sneezed” in the middle of giving him a blowjob and “accidentally” bit his dick
teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
Things that need to be more affordable:
-whole, natural foods
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
You are a genius.
Start with the most tender, passionate foreplay and when your partner begs you not to stop, dress up and leave, claiming the rest is a 15$ DLC.
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
“i was born in the wrong generation” said every white girl after seeing the great gatsby. because what even was the great depression